Three police rookies are training. The training officer holds up a profile of a man, flashes it to all three of them, and says, "Here's the perp. What do you see?"

The first rookie says, "Round up all the ugly guys with one eye."

"No, no, no," the training officer says. "You've got it all wrong - this is a profile. You only see one side of his head."

"Alright," he says to the next rookie. "Describe him to me."

"He's an ugly guy, with only one ear," says the second rookie. "I told you, it's a profile!" says the training officer.

"The subject wears contact lenses," the third rookie says. The training officer sighs--at least one of his trainees has half a brain. "Correct," says the officer. "How do you figure that?"

"Easy," says the rookie. "If he's only got one eye and one ear, he can't wear glasses."

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