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Survival in the Alaskan wilderness
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"What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost alone in the woods?" he asked. Several hands went up, and many important things were mentioned, such as water, matches, etc.
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This teacher goes up to Heaven
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St Peter shows her the heaven for businessmen- she has never seen such beauty and luxury. He shows her the Heaven for Doctors?.. need I say more?
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Ski season is almost here
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Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up.
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Three police rookies are training
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The training officer holds up a profile of a man, flashes it to all three of them, and says, "Here's the perp. What do you see?"
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Not too long ago a large seminar was held for ministers in training
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Among the speakers were many well known motivational speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!"
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